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I'm not sure if its the browser, or if the system is experiencing high traffic volumes, but sometimes I have to wait in a queue when I visit my favorite places like the drive thru near my house. They just take forever to load my food.
I tried to download music for free like I used to do on my old internet account all the time, but you guys banned my account and sent me to jail. WTF?