Security. Protection. Peace of mind.
2 30ml bottles of odorless hand sanitizer with keychain adapter addon (FREE!). But wait, there's more. Also included is the box it comes in, which may or may not be humorous.
It is impractical to carry a sink or wash basin on one's person. This app is truly mobile in every sense of the word. Which is perhaps the only sense of the word.
False advertisement. This app is actually anti-bacterial, not anti-virus. But I guess that wouldn't be funny. Uninstalled.
You guys need to be more clear with the installation instructions! I downloaded in my mouth which was disgusting. Definitely do not drink this app!